BEGINNING AND FRONT PAGE And our first story is… And our first front page article is… First up today, … And we leave that story there because of its length and continue with… Our next front-page story is… And still on the front page we have… And finally on the front page we have… Also on the front page we have a photo with the caption… CONTINUING And now it’s time for the obituaries… And that completes the obituaries in today’s paper, and we continue with local/community news, starting with… Still in local/community news, we have… And from Altamont (or wherever) we have… ENDING And we’ll finish with the headlines and highlights from the local sports, starting with… And over in Girard (or wherever), And to complete the round up of sports’ news…